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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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goldenclitoris:

*touches own butt*
is this what sex feels like

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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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mensrightsactivist:

ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck

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deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

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wolfburied:

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

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